Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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