pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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