Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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