im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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