windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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