I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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