Dual....:-)
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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