I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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