i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I need a beard to bite.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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