Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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