How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
