Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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