when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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