just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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