You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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