she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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