So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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