Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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