There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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