Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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