I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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