By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
