He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just pee around me
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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