Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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