I skipped work to stalk him.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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