I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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