so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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