playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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