My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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