At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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