He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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