How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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