are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
As shirtless as possible
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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