I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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