They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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