I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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