yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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