Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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