New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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