but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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