we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I didn't shave. On purpose
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
