It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ketchup is God's man juice
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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