On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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