Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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