I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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