well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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