how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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