Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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