Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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