i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I got inside last night via doggy door
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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