don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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