Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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