don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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