shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
