She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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